The Moon: 30th Show

Thank you for choosing to fly with Moon Air! We'll be happy to have you flying with us this Tuesday, March 16. The plane doors open at 8PM, and takeoff will begin promptly at 8:30 PM. Of course, your flight is FREE. And if you love to fly loaded, there's a 2-for-1 drink special at the bar in our terminal from 7-8PM.

We have a wide variety of in-flight available for you:

-Standup comedy from Kumail Nanjiani
-Burlesque by Lee Goffin-Bonenfant
-Standup by Josh Guarino
-Music from Camille Harris
-Another earthshattering edition of Good Parts In Cinema History
-We reveal True Facts About The 44th President!

"If I just spread my wings, I can fly." - R. Kelly

See you onboard flight #80085

FREE

21+

8PM

Royal Oak

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The Moon: 29th Show

presented in glorious MOONVISION

Do you like entertainment? How do you feel about liberty from financial responsibility or access to alcohol?

If you answered "FUN" to any of the above questions, The Moon is the place for you this Tuesday at 8PM. The show isFREE and entertaining as the dickens.

FUN FACT: A "head" of broccoli is made up of several "florets", much like a "show" of The Moon is made up of several "clever performers"...

• Myq Kaplan, standup star of stage and screen!
• Baratunde Thurston, web warrior and editor of TheOnion.com!
  
• Camille Harris, master of melodies!
• Food People, the experts on nourishment!
  
• An animation from the heart of Nat Towsen!
  
• Another thrilling installment of Good Parts In Cinema History...
• ...and we reveal two of the final eleven True Facts About The 44th President!

2-for-1 drinks 7-8 PM
Doors at 8
Show begins at 8:30
Play it how you want it.

Do you know someone cool who would pick up on some good times? Why not bring them out with you? Don't know anyone cool, but still want to turn someone on to a happening? We dig that! Squares are okay, just no narcs. Thank you!

Your hosts,
Nat Towsen and Bob Walles

FREE

21+

8PM

Royal Oak

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P.S. Sorry if I went a little "McSweeney's" on formatting of this post.

The Moon: 28th Show

The Moon Is A Cool Time, So Come See What's Happening This Tuesday

The Moon this Tuesday is a 3D grid of variety entertainment tied to the fabric of time and space. There will be something for everyone, as a billion years will be compressed into two seconds. The doors of perception open at 8PM. The trail of dust and stars begins at 8:30PM. Entry is FREE, except for mischievous ne'er-do-wells who've survived fewer than twenty-one years on this earth.

An explosion of supernovas:

• Reggie Watts (transcendent mouth music)
  
• Tom Shillue (standing erect and joking correct)
  
• Camille Harris (Classical tunes)
• Good Parts In Cinema History
  
• 2 of the FINAL 13 True Facts About the 44th President!

"If you want to know what a black hole looks like, just look around you." - Carl Sagan

FREE

21+

8PM

Royal Oak

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Last-minute addition to tonight's show!

We are happy to announce the addition of Ryan Hamilton to this evening's lineup of quality entertainment. Mr. Hamilton is a very funny comedian who has recently been seen on NBC's Last Comic Standing and Comedy Central's Live At Gotham. He's also an all-around nice guy, who would probably be happy if you came to see him tonight.

TONIGHT! 8PM!

The Moon: 27th Show

It is our great pleasure to present to you another showcase of affairs, an evening of spectacles and delights. Our FREE showcase shall commence at a very real 8:30PM, this Tuesday, February 2 at Royal Oak. For those of you who would like to secure quality seating, imbibe several beverages before the show begins, or even order food to the bar, the doors open at 8PM. And for the even more ambitious, Royal Oak offers two drinks for the price of one drink between 7PM and 8PM. Your merriment is of your own choosing!

The evening's festivities include:

-Standup from Baron Vaughn
-Music from Stamp Collectors (Kimi Mongello, Erik Emanuelson, devious Moonkid Ellis Bahl)
-A monologue by Steph Fagan
-Original music by Kenny Pickett

...and, it is our extremely special pleasure to announce that the evening will terminate with an ALL-NEW STAND-UP SET from Nat Towsen.

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Now, it has come to our attention that many of you are quite worried about missing the season premiere of the final season of perhaps the greatest show on television, LOST. Fear not, Moon fans, for we shall be recording the season premiere and projecting it in the back room. Once our show, The Moon, comes to a close, we will take a short break, for drinking and smoking and peeing, and then we will watch our other show, LOST.

We hope to host you this Tuesday.

FREE

21+

8PM

Royal Oak

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The Moon: Season Finale (Part Two)

This is the way the world ends

If you missed our last show, you missed witnessing a melange of life's greatest trials: Betrayal, romance, trickery, and despair. Rest assured that you'll be thoroughly caught up on the recent goings-on when you show up for the final Moon of the year, this Tuesday, December 15 at 8PM. In the mean time, you may or may not have any idea why...

You Are Invited to the Wedding of Miss Georgia Tycoon to the Honorable Dr. Mr. Ellis Bahl

An evening of excellent entertainment and non-negotiable nuptials. Bear witness as Richard Tycoon
gives away his only daughter, with the help of the finest showmen dirty money can buy:

Shane Mauss
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Adira Amram
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David Cope
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Hank Smith
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...and the music of Dean Ellis and the Fancy New Players

TO BE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY:

A duel of a gentleman and a thief
between the Honoranle Dr. Mr. Bahl
and the intolerable curr Robert Walles


Admission is free to any citizens having suffered more than twenty-one years on this earth.

at the world-famous Royal Oak

Awaiting you presence,
Your Wedding Hosts,
Nat Towsen and Bob Walles

Two Amazing Songs About Baseball

These two beautiful performances occurred within twenty minutes of one another, in real life, on the fifteenth Moon on July 28, 2009.