Friday, August 6, 2010

The Moon Summer Reading List

Those of you who were absent without a note to The Moon's 38th show,"The Moon Reads Books", can now download it as a pdf here or simply read it below. You'd better hurry! Summer will be over before you know it.

MOON SUMMER READING LIST
38TH PERIOD LANGUAGE ARTS II CLASS WITH MRS. MOON
NAME:___________________________
JULY 20TH, 2010

The Broom Of The System
by David Foster Wallace

“Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden,” begins Wallace’s first novel. Not to be hyperbolic, but this book is so good it hasn’t even been written yet. Spolier alert: Reality actually a representation of this book.

The Golden Compass
by Phillip Pullman

We don't need to tell you that this book is an under-exposed masterpiece, speaks to children and adults alike, contains an exciting adventure story, deals with such complex subjects as the loss of innocence and the nature of the soul, was not done justice by its movie adaptation, and is the first in an exponentially improving trilogy, because this book has talking bears in it.

If I Did It
by Orenthal James Simpson

This sprawling meta-narrative, in which an unreliable narrator poetically combines real-life events and characters with real and imagined dialogue, was accidentally written by real-life crazy person and former San Francisco 49ers running back O. J. Simpson. If you can stomach the fact that the author is definitely a murderer, then the chapter “The Night In Question” might be the most interesting thing you read this week. Printed copies, victim to a massive recall, are scarce, but you can download a full pdf at http://themoonshow.com/OJ.pdf

Immortality
by Milan Kundera

Milan Kundera's sixth novel begins with a casual, elegant gesture of a woman to her swimming instructor, a gesture that creates a character — Agnes — in the mind of a writer named Kundera. A novel in seven parts, Immortality alternates the stories of Agnes, her husband Paul, and her sister Laura with a curious historical footnote, the story of the relationship between Goethe and Bettina von Arnim. The novel portrays Goethe and Ernest Hemingway conversing in the afterlife, and the narrator (named Kundera) carrying on an important philosophical discussion with the clear-eyed Professor Avenarius.

Lipstick Traces : A Secret History of the Twentieth Century
by Greil Marcus

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” George Santayana’s famous words are the best argument for not reading this book. Greil Marcus, love him or hate him, gives the best account of how counterculture and the avant-garde shaped the world from beneath it. From Punk Rock to the Dadaists to the Situationist International and back again, this is the textbook you wish you were reading when 2:30PM refused to show up.

Lolita
by Stanley Kubrick

We can’t remember reading the first half of a better book. It took us forever to finally pick the book up, and then we got distracted by something, mostly likely a thing with pictures, and still haven’t finished it. But we loved what we read. What we get from a combination of the first half of the book and the second half of the Kubrick film is this old dude who speaks a ton of French when he could just speak English (and not make us use the annotated version) has the obsessions for this total young babe who likes to suck on lollipops. Then he goes off to Vietnam and has group sex with masked prostitutes. All in all, a great beach read.

Love All The People
by Bill Hicks

We’d always wondered what it would be like to read multiple drafts of our favorite books or watch early edits of our favorite films, or pornographic VHS tapes. This book affords the
opportunity to track the evolution of one of the greatest (if not the greatest) stand-up sets of all time. Bill Hicks is a goddamn hero of comedy and listening to him build confidence as well as material is a fucking inspiration.

Please Kill Me
by Legs McNeil

Written by Punk magazine’s (the first ‘zine) co-founders, Please Kill Me is an oral history of punk rock music. From The MC5, Stooges and The Velvet Underground all the way to Sid Vicious’ sketchy death in the wake of the Sex Pistols breakup, this book is told by the people who were the first casualties of punk rock. It gives an honest account of New York’s Lower East Side in its depraved, drug-ravaged heyday in the voices of Patti Smith, Debbie Harry, Tom Verlaine, Iggy Pop and others that were cooler than you, and some that still are. It’s an entire book of shit-talking and it’s fucking awesome.

The Stranger
by Albert Camus

This is a book about a guy that doesn’t give a shit about his mom dying. In fact, he doesn’t really give a shit about anything. Apparently that’s a crime and he sort of gets arrested for it. I promise that we haven’t given anything away by telling you this. Also, It reminds us of the final episode of Seinfeld, which is why we liked the final episode of Seinfeld.

Tunnel Vision
by Keith Lowe

This is an MTV book. Remember? They publish books. But don’t let that stop you from reading this. It’s about a guy who loves the London Tube who makes a drunken bet that he can beat the world record for visiting every single Tube station on the night before his wedding in Paris, but HERE’S THE CATCH: if he doesn’t do it, he can’t get to his wedding. We love subways, and that’s why we love this book. So if you love subways, you might just love this book too. It’s a quick read. Check it out.

The Violent Bear It Away
by Flannery O’Connor

A short book about a young Southern boy who believes himself to be a prophet on a mission to save a mentally handicapped boy from eternal damnation. It plays with themes familiar in Flannery O’Connor’s work such as young Southern boys, false prophets, the mentally handicapped, eternal damnation and shortness of length. We find those things to be charming.

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
by Haruki Murakami

A missing cat, an underage girl sunbathing in her backyard in a tiny bikini, tortoise shell sunglasses, a chilling and secret historical account of WWII, a man finding cosmic knowledge at the bottom of a well. The working definition of Contemporary Magical Realism is 607 pages long, and we think that by the end you’ll wish it were longer.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Moon: 39th Show


The Moon this Tuesday, August 3, at 8PM, is like a red-white-and-blue basketball being slam-dunked into a rim of fire. The show is FREE, and you will be free to feel the free beating of your heart. We are proud to present to you the finest entertainers America has to offer:

  • John Mulaney (SNL, Comedy Central Presents)
  • Stuckey and Murray (been on too many shows to list, play great funny songs)
  • Seth Herzog (warmup comic for Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
  • PLUS: A super secret special guest we swore not to talk about!
And of course, much more from your favorite Moonkids: Kenny Pickett, Stephanie Fagan, Tim Skinner, Jordan Clifford, Camille Harris, Bob Walles and Nat Towsen!

So come join us for the thrillfest we've all just remembered we were always waiting for. Doors are at 8, show at 8:30. You must be 21 or older to enter, but once you're in, there's all sorts of drink specials so go nuts.

Your hosts,
Nat Towsen and Bob Walles

P.S. Directions to our show:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Free (your) books at The Moon this Tuesday

Friends,

We heartily encourage you to bring a book or two that you're done reading to The Moon this Tuesday. Those who donate one or more books may feel free to take a new book from our Free Books table. Those who do not bring books may help themselves to a free book as well, but may do so with a lesser sense of self-satisfaction. We will provide some Classics and Used Gems, but we need YOUR HELP to send everyone home with a new book to dive into.

No computer books. No one wants that shit.

Thanks!
-Nat Towsen et al

P.S. Scroll down for show details.

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Moon: 38th Show


Dearests,

We hope that you're enjoying your summer vacation. We're rounding the midway point and now just might be the time to finally take out that summer reading list and realize that you've absolutely no chance of completing it on time. That's okay. Come on down to The Moon thi
s Tuesday (7/20) at 8PM and we'll give you the cliff's notes version on the sly, for FREE.

This week's guests will strengthen your vocabulary and open your imagination to adventures untold!

FREE
21+

Come in, enjoy the AC and explore whole worlds beyond your wildest imagination!

-The Moon

P.S. The Royal Oak has a bevy of new CHEAP drink specials! Check 'em out and drink 'em up!

P.P.S. A map with directions:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Friday, July 2, 2010

The Moon: 37 Show

Brothers and Sisters,

Don't resist the resistance: Unite with us on Tuesday, July 6, at 8PM for a meeting of minds known secretly as "The Moon". Cooler than Siberia and as likely to make you laugh as a child in Cuba is to be able to read proficiently (100% likely), thisFREE rally will feature incendiary oration from...


...and your favorite Moon rebels: Tim Skinner, Jordan Clifford, Camille Harris, Steph Fagan, Bryan Condon, Ellis Bahl, Bob Walles, and Nat Towsen.

Join forces with us this Tuesday as we make history make us history!
-The Moon

P.S. Please memorize this map and then burn it:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Monday, June 28, 2010

No Moon tomorrow, if you were confused. It's next Tuesday.

The next Moon show is not tonight, nay but is Tuesday, July 6 at 8PM. You invitation is already in the mail and will arrive shortly. This is one of the months in which there are five Tuesdays. If we counted sydonic (lunar) months and based our show on the position in the current lunation, we wouldn't have this problem. But modern society has adapted to the Gregorian calendar, I'm afraid to say.

In the mean time, you can get your fill of Moonkid mania with these colorful and black and white videos:

  • Bob, Bob Walles, co-host of The Moon, directed this video serial, Downer's Grove, for theWB.com. It features several Friends of the Moon, including Michael Blaiklock, Pat Boccuzzi, Ani Raya-Flores, and Brendan Walsh! It also features real-life pro-league comedians John Ennis and Kyle Kinane! Watch the first episode right now.
  • At the last Moon, we debuted the first two segments from our new series, True Facts About The Beatles, written by Stephanie Fagan. Watch the first one and then watch the second one.

We will see you soon, on the day society has chosen to call July 6, but which is really the 24th day of the current lunation. The moon will be a waning crescent.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

The Moon: 36th Show



Dear Moongazers,

The old adage tells us, "the monsoons of June bring the blue skies of Ju-ly." Until then, let's bundle up, pack an extra pair of socks, and huddle in the back room of Royal Oak this Tuesday, June 15, at 8PM. Huddle-admission is FREE, and the bar offers 2-for-1 vitamin-C-rich beverages from 7PM to 8PM.

Let's keep warm and watch these fabulous acts:
...and, of course, your favorite Moonkids: Bob Walles, Nat Towsen, Jordan Clifford, Tim Skinner, Camille Harris, Bryan Condon, Kenny Pickett, Ellis Bahl, and Steph Fagan!

Remember to wear your wellies!
-The Moon

P.S. Directions to the Show:
Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is onthecorner and has a corner entrance.