Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Moon Christmas Special




Please join us this Tuesday, December 21, at 8 PM, for a free and intimate evening of holiday delights. 'Tis the season, so bring your own ornaments and help decorate our tree. Come partake in baked goods, hot drinks, and warm cheer. We have invited some great friends over for the party...
Of course, your favorite Moonkids will be there: Bob Walles, Nat Towsen, Kenny Pickett, Stephanie Fagan, Tim Skinner, Bryan Condon, Jordon Clifford, Camille Harris, Tim Whitney, Andy McPherson, Tad Kimball, and James T. Beard!


It's our final show of the year, so we hope you can join us. Let's ride the Yule Log all night long!

Love,
The Moon

P.S. Directions to the party:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The PENULTIMATE True Fact About The 44th President begins...

True Fact #43 is a two-parter. Here is part one:
True Fact #43, Part Two, will premiere this Tuesday (internet exclusive).
True Fact #44, the final video in the series, will be screened at The Moon Christmas Special on December 21.
And then it will be over. Forever.

Catch up on all the previous True Facts:

Get yourself down to Camille's show uptown tonight!


Hello Moonsters!

Tonight at 8PM, our very own piano-maniac Ms. Camille Harris will be performing a gigantic, year-end version of her silly jazz show,Camille! Young! Silly!, at The Underground Lounge. She will be backed by a full jazz band. She will tell stories and sing songs that will make you laugh and cry, sometimes simultaneously. The band she has chosen to have open for her is a tribute band that is called The Sheatles and consists of six adult women. It is not an event to be missed.

Click this handy hyperlink for more details: http://www.camilleyoungsilly.com/shows/

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

WikiLeaks reveal The Moon's TWO new guests for tonight's show

It's in the Times, so we might as well make an official announcement: In addition to the famed and hilarious Christian Finnegan and Free Love Forum, The Moon is also proud to present:


CARLA WESBY, SOPRANO OPERA SINGER
Carla is a member of the Opera Collective, a group whose mission "is to make opera accessible and affordable to the general public". I first heard her singing in the subway station at Times Square, though I was at Penn Station.


NICK PACKARD, BARITONE STANDUP COMEDIAN
Nick is a long-time Friend of The Moon and member of the sketch troupe Gentlemen Party. He has both screened animations and rapped on previous Moons. Tonight he will complete the "Triple Crown," as it is commonly known, by performing standup comedy for your uncontrollable enjoyment.

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Doors at 8 / Show at 8 30
more info at: TheMoonShow.com

We hope to see you there.

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Moon: 47th Show


It's The Moonkids in the backroom with the microphone again this Tuesday, December 7, at 8PM. Get ready for another suspiciously FREE show from the folks who brought you "The Moon Conspiracy", "Free Will(y)", and "2012: Revenge of the Quetzalcoatl"! Catch the Moonkids again in this latest adventure, along with an all-new group of unusual suspects!
And your favorite Moonkids: Stephanie Fagan, Bryan Condon, Jordan Clifford, Kenny Pickett, Tim Skinner, Tim Whitney, and Camille Harris!

We will also be screening the penultimate True Fact About The 44th President! After Tuesday, there will be one final True Fact left, and then there will be none.

Our personal gentleman will open the doors at 8:00 PM. The show will begin at 8:30 PM. We hope you can witness it.

Your hosts,
Nat Towsen and Bob Walles

P.S. Please destroy this map after memorizing it:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Reminder: No Moon Tonight, Next Show December 7 // Check Out These Cool Hootenanny Photos

THERE IS NO MOON SHOW TONIGHT
Did you know that?


The Moon is the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of every month, so we will return Tuesday, December 7 at 8PM.

The show will be great, and your invitation is already in the mail-based metaphor. So just hang on tight and scroll down, daddy-o.

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PHOTOS FROM HOOTENANNY WITH THE MOONKIDS

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We've put up a batch of great photos from our last show, shot by ace photographers Alex Fischer and Charlotte Jenks Lewis.

You can check them out on Facebook or on flickr.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Moon: 46th Show


Moon Dudes and Lunachicks,

The air outside is cold and crisp and tensions are running high! Isn't it about time you got real loose and quit worrying? Well come on down to a very special Moon this Tuesday, November 16 at 8PM, have a laugh, have a drink, and sing along at the Hootenanny with the Moonkids! This FREE night of our music and japes is the most happening show this side of where it's at. You can look forward to a far out moonshine special and a jive-free atmosphere.

We are happy to invite some good friends to come play with us:

We'll be hoppin' and boppin' all night long with the musical stylings of your favorite Moonkids...
So come hang up your hang-ups and get own down at The Moon 46th Show: Hootenanny With The Moonkids!

Hustle on down our lane:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The hilarious Ali Wong will be joining The Moon tomorrow night! (Plus 3 MORE great reasons to come out!)

ONE: ALI WONG
Ali Wong rejoins the Moon show for the first time since last year's Halloween spectacular!
Ali was voted the best comedian in San Francisco in 2009 and has been named by Comedy Central as a "comic to watch in 2010"!

TWO: PUPPETS
Zac Palladino of the Philadelphia Puppet Giant PuppeTyranny will be with a fantastic new puppet made especially for The Moon!

THREE: CHEAP BOOZE IN AMERICA
An Election Day Drink Special! $3 Whiskey shots (but only if you voted)! So make sure to hit the polls before you come to the show.

FOUR: BARACK OBAMA IS BACK
True Facts About The 44th President returns with an all-video for Election Day!

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Moon: 45th Show

This Tuesday, for the first time, The Moon gets a little weird.


Looking to make a change, maybe shake things up in your life? But you're worried that Dr. Jonathan Zizmor hasn't appeared in a live ad since the mid-90's and may even have existed? Take a walk on the weird side and come on down to The Moon this Tuesday, November 2 at 8PM. The show is FREE and includes these fantastic entertainers:
  • Greg Johnson (hilarious standup comedian, we're glad to finally have him)
  • Rue Brutalia (the great sketch duo returns, looks great in menswear)
  • Pass Kontrol (Bushwich rock-opera dynamos head to the acoustic west)
  • Zac Palladino (an old friend and an old soul)
  • And a special secret surprise guest!
And your favorite Moonkids: Tim Skinner, Steph Fagan, Kenny Pickett, Bryan Condon, and Jordan Clifford!

And your hosts, Nat Towsen and Bob Walles!

We hope to see you this Tuesday. Doors open at 8, show starts at 8:30. We're going to have a great time, so we hope you're there to see it and have some of it too.

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Moon: 44th Show


The swirlie, the purple nurple, the Hurtz donut, the triple butt burn– confectionary treats or painful realities? The Moonkids are meeting some kid on Tuesday, October 19 at 8PM at the flagpole in the back of the Royal Oak to find out.

Admission, like a swiftly delivered knuckle sandwich, is FREE as always, and, like the knuckle sandwich, includes these amazing performers:
  • Marina Franklin (Premium Blend, Last Comic Standing, The Awkward Comedy Show)
  • Aaron Glaser (UCB, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
  • Leslie Goshko (Manhattan Monologue Slam Champion, The Liar Show)
  • Clowning from Kinky & Boon's Live Radio Show

Hosted by Nat Towsen and Bob Walles!
With your favorite Moonkids, Camille Harris, Tim Skinner, Bryan Condon, Steph Fagan, Jordan Clifford, Kenny Pickett, James Beard!

Doors at 8PM, at show at 8:30PM.

Directions:

Royal Oak
594 Union Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Moon: 43rd Show


Can you even believe how long it's been since the last Moon show? It seems like just yesterday we were all together. Come on out this Tuesday, October 5, at 8PM, and see who's gotten married and who's gotten fat since the last show. Admission is FREE as always, and we've booked these fabulous entertainers:

And your favorite Moonkids, Jordan Clifford, Camille Harris, Tim Skinner, Bryan Condon, Steph Fagan, Kenny Pickett, James Beard, Nat Towsen, and Bob Walles!

Doors open at 8PM. Show starts promptly at 8:30.

Directions below:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Monday, September 20, 2010

A wonderful guest will be joining us tomorrow: Elna Baker!

We are very happy to announce that a one Ms. Elna Baker will be joining us tomorrow evening. Elna is a fantastic storyteller, whose stories you may have heard on the popular programs This American Life, The Moth, and Risk! She is also the author of the recently published memoir The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance.

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When I first googled Elna, I somehow got a picture of Richard Belzer.

We hope you can make it out to see her, and the rest of our fabulous lineup! Scroll down for info about the show. Bring your faces!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Moon: 42nd Show

Mooners!

Ever have a really good idea and then wait for a long time to use it and then somebody else comes out with something that's pretty much the same idea and you get all mad? Well, we at the Moon are not going to let that happen! We're having a 42nd Show before anybody gets any wise ideas.

With an impressive stable of high-minded guests...

Wyatt Cenac (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
Chris Gethard (Big Lake)
Stephanie Fagan (Musician, Moonkid)

So come on down and grab a seat at the Moon show. Because if you don't, someone else will...

Your hosts,
Bob Walles and Nat Towsen

FREE
21+

Here's a map of the part of Williamsburg where the show is:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

New Video: BOB RIGHT NOW

If you missed The Moon's 41st show:
Bob was WAY behind in points, so he had to leave in the middle of the show to run around the city getting more points. We followed him on our Live Video Satellite Uplink Protocol to keep track of his points. The point is, here's the ALL-NEW video from The Moon:



share it with this easy link

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Thanks to everyone who came out last Tuesday!

Wow. I'm still not sure what happened on Tuesday. So rather than try to encapsulate the experience in a few sentences, I'll just give thanks where they are due. If you'd like to give your account of the evening, please feel free to post it in the comments section of this post.

So: Thank you so much to everyone who came out to be a part of The Moon last Tuesday. Special Thanks to our performers, Brooke Van Poppelen, Camille Harris and Dan St. Germain. Extra Special Thanks to our surprise headliner, Good Friend of The Moon, Mr. David Cope.

Round Two: Thanks to everyone who stuck around for the first-ever Moon After-Hours Club. And Super Thanks to our performers, Reggie Watts and Hannibal Buress. Never before have I seen two performers kill it so hard.

And thank YOU.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Reggie Watts will be joining us this evening!


Moongazers,

We are happy to welcome back our friend Reggie Watts this evening. Reggie is an experience that has to be experienced to believe the experience.

Reggie recently opened for Conan O'Brien on the "Legally Prohibited" tour and provides music for Louis CK's show "Louie." He also has a brand-new album on Comedy Central records called Why $#!+ So Crazy?

Check him out before it costs too much to see him!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

We are happy to add Dan St. Germain to this Tuesday's Moon!

We are proud to announce that Dan St. Germain will be joining us this Tuesday. Dan is standup comedian whose career, according to The Moon Science Department, is "accelerating at an alarming rate." His credits are too numerous to mention, and he is currently being documented for the new MTV program, World of Jenks. Come see him before he "explodes into millions of tiny pieces!"

And remember, we already have fantastic evening of comedy, dance, music, videos, and more! So come join Hannibal Burress, Brooke Van Poppelen, Hank Smith, Camille Harris, your favorite Moonkids, and your hosts, Nat Towsen and Bob Walles!

We hope enough of you are managing to be employed enough to enjoy not working tomorrow!

Scroll down for more info on Tuesday's show.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Moon: 41st Show


Don't fall behind, stay ahead of the game and win big at The Moon this Tuesday, September 7, at 8PM. The show is FREE, so make a point of getting there between 7 and 8 if you want to catch the 2-for-1 drink special. As usual, we are proud to present a high-scoring team of fabulous entertainers:
And of course, your favorite Moonkids, Tim Skinner, Kenny Pickett, Steph Fagan, Bryan Condon, Ellis Bahl, and Jordan Clifford!

Not that we're counting, but this is our 41st show! We're finally over the hill, so we hope you can join us.

Would you like directions to the show? If so, simply look down one inch.

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Two New Videos: The Lunaratti Conspiracy Revealed!

If you weren't keen enough to come to The Moon: 40th Show last week, then this global conspiracy is happening right before your eyes and you can't even see it because you're not looking for it! Open your eyes!

A segment on secret societies from the popular documentary series, Mystery Hour:




And a daring YouTube exposé by Truf Crew:

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Moon: 40th Show


Few people know this, but The Moon secretly controls the tides of the ocean. The symbols on the back of the silver dollar prove this! It's so obvious once you know what to look for!

Come on down to The Moon this Tuesday, August 17 at 8PM and learn the truth for FREE. The Royal Oak has drink specials you'd have to be crazy to believe, and we Moonkids are happy to present a spectacular palette of comedy for you and you only:

  • Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist, Comedy Central Presents)
  • Nate Bargatze (Late Night w/Conan O'Brien, Live at Gotham)
  • Jon Gabrus (Nights of Our Lives and Blackout Drunk at UCB, College Humor)
  • Jamie Kilstein (Comedy Central, Citizen Radio, The Onion)
All four of these gentlemen are so funny they will control your mind and make your face laugh. We will also present:

The Moon is not a secret society, so tell your friends! Here's the directions to our lair:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

New Videos: Dueling Basketball Camps

Are you or someone you know an underprivileged youth yearning for structure through the guise of organized basketball? Then one of these camps might just be for you (or that person you know). Watch these videos from The Moon's 39th Show, "The Moon Meets the Harlem Globetrotters", and decide which camp is right for you!



Friday, August 6, 2010

The Moon Summer Reading List

Those of you who were absent without a note to The Moon's 38th show,"The Moon Reads Books", can now download it as a pdf here or simply read it below. You'd better hurry! Summer will be over before you know it.

MOON SUMMER READING LIST
38TH PERIOD LANGUAGE ARTS II CLASS WITH MRS. MOON
NAME:___________________________
JULY 20TH, 2010

The Broom Of The System
by David Foster Wallace

“Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden,” begins Wallace’s first novel. Not to be hyperbolic, but this book is so good it hasn’t even been written yet. Spolier alert: Reality actually a representation of this book.

The Golden Compass
by Phillip Pullman

We don't need to tell you that this book is an under-exposed masterpiece, speaks to children and adults alike, contains an exciting adventure story, deals with such complex subjects as the loss of innocence and the nature of the soul, was not done justice by its movie adaptation, and is the first in an exponentially improving trilogy, because this book has talking bears in it.

If I Did It
by Orenthal James Simpson

This sprawling meta-narrative, in which an unreliable narrator poetically combines real-life events and characters with real and imagined dialogue, was accidentally written by real-life crazy person and former San Francisco 49ers running back O. J. Simpson. If you can stomach the fact that the author is definitely a murderer, then the chapter “The Night In Question” might be the most interesting thing you read this week. Printed copies, victim to a massive recall, are scarce, but you can download a full pdf at http://themoonshow.com/OJ.pdf

Immortality
by Milan Kundera

Milan Kundera's sixth novel begins with a casual, elegant gesture of a woman to her swimming instructor, a gesture that creates a character — Agnes — in the mind of a writer named Kundera. A novel in seven parts, Immortality alternates the stories of Agnes, her husband Paul, and her sister Laura with a curious historical footnote, the story of the relationship between Goethe and Bettina von Arnim. The novel portrays Goethe and Ernest Hemingway conversing in the afterlife, and the narrator (named Kundera) carrying on an important philosophical discussion with the clear-eyed Professor Avenarius.

Lipstick Traces : A Secret History of the Twentieth Century
by Greil Marcus

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” George Santayana’s famous words are the best argument for not reading this book. Greil Marcus, love him or hate him, gives the best account of how counterculture and the avant-garde shaped the world from beneath it. From Punk Rock to the Dadaists to the Situationist International and back again, this is the textbook you wish you were reading when 2:30PM refused to show up.

Lolita
by Stanley Kubrick

We can’t remember reading the first half of a better book. It took us forever to finally pick the book up, and then we got distracted by something, mostly likely a thing with pictures, and still haven’t finished it. But we loved what we read. What we get from a combination of the first half of the book and the second half of the Kubrick film is this old dude who speaks a ton of French when he could just speak English (and not make us use the annotated version) has the obsessions for this total young babe who likes to suck on lollipops. Then he goes off to Vietnam and has group sex with masked prostitutes. All in all, a great beach read.

Love All The People
by Bill Hicks

We’d always wondered what it would be like to read multiple drafts of our favorite books or watch early edits of our favorite films, or pornographic VHS tapes. This book affords the
opportunity to track the evolution of one of the greatest (if not the greatest) stand-up sets of all time. Bill Hicks is a goddamn hero of comedy and listening to him build confidence as well as material is a fucking inspiration.

Please Kill Me
by Legs McNeil

Written by Punk magazine’s (the first ‘zine) co-founders, Please Kill Me is an oral history of punk rock music. From The MC5, Stooges and The Velvet Underground all the way to Sid Vicious’ sketchy death in the wake of the Sex Pistols breakup, this book is told by the people who were the first casualties of punk rock. It gives an honest account of New York’s Lower East Side in its depraved, drug-ravaged heyday in the voices of Patti Smith, Debbie Harry, Tom Verlaine, Iggy Pop and others that were cooler than you, and some that still are. It’s an entire book of shit-talking and it’s fucking awesome.

The Stranger
by Albert Camus

This is a book about a guy that doesn’t give a shit about his mom dying. In fact, he doesn’t really give a shit about anything. Apparently that’s a crime and he sort of gets arrested for it. I promise that we haven’t given anything away by telling you this. Also, It reminds us of the final episode of Seinfeld, which is why we liked the final episode of Seinfeld.

Tunnel Vision
by Keith Lowe

This is an MTV book. Remember? They publish books. But don’t let that stop you from reading this. It’s about a guy who loves the London Tube who makes a drunken bet that he can beat the world record for visiting every single Tube station on the night before his wedding in Paris, but HERE’S THE CATCH: if he doesn’t do it, he can’t get to his wedding. We love subways, and that’s why we love this book. So if you love subways, you might just love this book too. It’s a quick read. Check it out.

The Violent Bear It Away
by Flannery O’Connor

A short book about a young Southern boy who believes himself to be a prophet on a mission to save a mentally handicapped boy from eternal damnation. It plays with themes familiar in Flannery O’Connor’s work such as young Southern boys, false prophets, the mentally handicapped, eternal damnation and shortness of length. We find those things to be charming.

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
by Haruki Murakami

A missing cat, an underage girl sunbathing in her backyard in a tiny bikini, tortoise shell sunglasses, a chilling and secret historical account of WWII, a man finding cosmic knowledge at the bottom of a well. The working definition of Contemporary Magical Realism is 607 pages long, and we think that by the end you’ll wish it were longer.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Moon: 39th Show


The Moon this Tuesday, August 3, at 8PM, is like a red-white-and-blue basketball being slam-dunked into a rim of fire. The show is FREE, and you will be free to feel the free beating of your heart. We are proud to present to you the finest entertainers America has to offer:

  • John Mulaney (SNL, Comedy Central Presents)
  • Stuckey and Murray (been on too many shows to list, play great funny songs)
  • Seth Herzog (warmup comic for Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
  • PLUS: A super secret special guest we swore not to talk about!
And of course, much more from your favorite Moonkids: Kenny Pickett, Stephanie Fagan, Tim Skinner, Jordan Clifford, Camille Harris, Bob Walles and Nat Towsen!

So come join us for the thrillfest we've all just remembered we were always waiting for. Doors are at 8, show at 8:30. You must be 21 or older to enter, but once you're in, there's all sorts of drink specials so go nuts.

Your hosts,
Nat Towsen and Bob Walles

P.S. Directions to our show:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Free (your) books at The Moon this Tuesday

Friends,

We heartily encourage you to bring a book or two that you're done reading to The Moon this Tuesday. Those who donate one or more books may feel free to take a new book from our Free Books table. Those who do not bring books may help themselves to a free book as well, but may do so with a lesser sense of self-satisfaction. We will provide some Classics and Used Gems, but we need YOUR HELP to send everyone home with a new book to dive into.

No computer books. No one wants that shit.

Thanks!
-Nat Towsen et al

P.S. Scroll down for show details.

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Moon: 38th Show


Dearests,

We hope that you're enjoying your summer vacation. We're rounding the midway point and now just might be the time to finally take out that summer reading list and realize that you've absolutely no chance of completing it on time. That's okay. Come on down to The Moon thi
s Tuesday (7/20) at 8PM and we'll give you the cliff's notes version on the sly, for FREE.

This week's guests will strengthen your vocabulary and open your imagination to adventures untold!

FREE
21+

Come in, enjoy the AC and explore whole worlds beyond your wildest imagination!

-The Moon

P.S. The Royal Oak has a bevy of new CHEAP drink specials! Check 'em out and drink 'em up!

P.P.S. A map with directions:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.