Thursday, August 26, 2010

Two New Videos: The Lunaratti Conspiracy Revealed!

If you weren't keen enough to come to The Moon: 40th Show last week, then this global conspiracy is happening right before your eyes and you can't even see it because you're not looking for it! Open your eyes!

A segment on secret societies from the popular documentary series, Mystery Hour:




And a daring YouTube exposé by Truf Crew:

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Moon: 40th Show


Few people know this, but The Moon secretly controls the tides of the ocean. The symbols on the back of the silver dollar prove this! It's so obvious once you know what to look for!

Come on down to The Moon this Tuesday, August 17 at 8PM and learn the truth for FREE. The Royal Oak has drink specials you'd have to be crazy to believe, and we Moonkids are happy to present a spectacular palette of comedy for you and you only:

  • Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist, Comedy Central Presents)
  • Nate Bargatze (Late Night w/Conan O'Brien, Live at Gotham)
  • Jon Gabrus (Nights of Our Lives and Blackout Drunk at UCB, College Humor)
  • Jamie Kilstein (Comedy Central, Citizen Radio, The Onion)
All four of these gentlemen are so funny they will control your mind and make your face laugh. We will also present:

The Moon is not a secret society, so tell your friends! Here's the directions to our lair:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

New Videos: Dueling Basketball Camps

Are you or someone you know an underprivileged youth yearning for structure through the guise of organized basketball? Then one of these camps might just be for you (or that person you know). Watch these videos from The Moon's 39th Show, "The Moon Meets the Harlem Globetrotters", and decide which camp is right for you!



Friday, August 6, 2010

The Moon Summer Reading List

Those of you who were absent without a note to The Moon's 38th show,"The Moon Reads Books", can now download it as a pdf here or simply read it below. You'd better hurry! Summer will be over before you know it.

MOON SUMMER READING LIST
38TH PERIOD LANGUAGE ARTS II CLASS WITH MRS. MOON
NAME:___________________________
JULY 20TH, 2010

The Broom Of The System
by David Foster Wallace

“Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden,” begins Wallace’s first novel. Not to be hyperbolic, but this book is so good it hasn’t even been written yet. Spolier alert: Reality actually a representation of this book.

The Golden Compass
by Phillip Pullman

We don't need to tell you that this book is an under-exposed masterpiece, speaks to children and adults alike, contains an exciting adventure story, deals with such complex subjects as the loss of innocence and the nature of the soul, was not done justice by its movie adaptation, and is the first in an exponentially improving trilogy, because this book has talking bears in it.

If I Did It
by Orenthal James Simpson

This sprawling meta-narrative, in which an unreliable narrator poetically combines real-life events and characters with real and imagined dialogue, was accidentally written by real-life crazy person and former San Francisco 49ers running back O. J. Simpson. If you can stomach the fact that the author is definitely a murderer, then the chapter “The Night In Question” might be the most interesting thing you read this week. Printed copies, victim to a massive recall, are scarce, but you can download a full pdf at http://themoonshow.com/OJ.pdf

Immortality
by Milan Kundera

Milan Kundera's sixth novel begins with a casual, elegant gesture of a woman to her swimming instructor, a gesture that creates a character — Agnes — in the mind of a writer named Kundera. A novel in seven parts, Immortality alternates the stories of Agnes, her husband Paul, and her sister Laura with a curious historical footnote, the story of the relationship between Goethe and Bettina von Arnim. The novel portrays Goethe and Ernest Hemingway conversing in the afterlife, and the narrator (named Kundera) carrying on an important philosophical discussion with the clear-eyed Professor Avenarius.

Lipstick Traces : A Secret History of the Twentieth Century
by Greil Marcus

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” George Santayana’s famous words are the best argument for not reading this book. Greil Marcus, love him or hate him, gives the best account of how counterculture and the avant-garde shaped the world from beneath it. From Punk Rock to the Dadaists to the Situationist International and back again, this is the textbook you wish you were reading when 2:30PM refused to show up.

Lolita
by Stanley Kubrick

We can’t remember reading the first half of a better book. It took us forever to finally pick the book up, and then we got distracted by something, mostly likely a thing with pictures, and still haven’t finished it. But we loved what we read. What we get from a combination of the first half of the book and the second half of the Kubrick film is this old dude who speaks a ton of French when he could just speak English (and not make us use the annotated version) has the obsessions for this total young babe who likes to suck on lollipops. Then he goes off to Vietnam and has group sex with masked prostitutes. All in all, a great beach read.

Love All The People
by Bill Hicks

We’d always wondered what it would be like to read multiple drafts of our favorite books or watch early edits of our favorite films, or pornographic VHS tapes. This book affords the
opportunity to track the evolution of one of the greatest (if not the greatest) stand-up sets of all time. Bill Hicks is a goddamn hero of comedy and listening to him build confidence as well as material is a fucking inspiration.

Please Kill Me
by Legs McNeil

Written by Punk magazine’s (the first ‘zine) co-founders, Please Kill Me is an oral history of punk rock music. From The MC5, Stooges and The Velvet Underground all the way to Sid Vicious’ sketchy death in the wake of the Sex Pistols breakup, this book is told by the people who were the first casualties of punk rock. It gives an honest account of New York’s Lower East Side in its depraved, drug-ravaged heyday in the voices of Patti Smith, Debbie Harry, Tom Verlaine, Iggy Pop and others that were cooler than you, and some that still are. It’s an entire book of shit-talking and it’s fucking awesome.

The Stranger
by Albert Camus

This is a book about a guy that doesn’t give a shit about his mom dying. In fact, he doesn’t really give a shit about anything. Apparently that’s a crime and he sort of gets arrested for it. I promise that we haven’t given anything away by telling you this. Also, It reminds us of the final episode of Seinfeld, which is why we liked the final episode of Seinfeld.

Tunnel Vision
by Keith Lowe

This is an MTV book. Remember? They publish books. But don’t let that stop you from reading this. It’s about a guy who loves the London Tube who makes a drunken bet that he can beat the world record for visiting every single Tube station on the night before his wedding in Paris, but HERE’S THE CATCH: if he doesn’t do it, he can’t get to his wedding. We love subways, and that’s why we love this book. So if you love subways, you might just love this book too. It’s a quick read. Check it out.

The Violent Bear It Away
by Flannery O’Connor

A short book about a young Southern boy who believes himself to be a prophet on a mission to save a mentally handicapped boy from eternal damnation. It plays with themes familiar in Flannery O’Connor’s work such as young Southern boys, false prophets, the mentally handicapped, eternal damnation and shortness of length. We find those things to be charming.

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
by Haruki Murakami

A missing cat, an underage girl sunbathing in her backyard in a tiny bikini, tortoise shell sunglasses, a chilling and secret historical account of WWII, a man finding cosmic knowledge at the bottom of a well. The working definition of Contemporary Magical Realism is 607 pages long, and we think that by the end you’ll wish it were longer.