No Moon This Tuesday! Next Show April 6. Meanwhile...

That's right, folks. There is no Moon until April 6? Why, you ask? Because we have shows on the first and third Tuesday of every month. This month had five Tuesdays, because the Gregorian calendar plays us like that sometimes.

Luckily, we've been up to a ton of great stuff in the mean time...

• Ellis Bahl is hosting a comedy show at Roots Cafe called on April 2 at 8PM called "A Comedy Show At Roots", which will feature a couple of Moonkids and contests for free beer. He also recently shot these commercials with Jordan and Nat.
• Camille Harris has released a great little EP, now available for purchase on Lala, Amazon, and Napster.
• James T. Beard took over the music blog EveryDayAnotherSong.com for the entirety of last week, and was kind enough to plug our show in the end.
• Nat Towsen is performing all-new standup on Underbelly's Cartoon Mash-Up (featuring Moon Friend Reggie Watts!) on April 3 and at The Most Fun Show Ever! (with Moon Friend Ali Wong!) on April 4. Disclaimer: The latter show is not actually more fun than The Moon.
• Jordan Clifford is a part of Cognac Live Radio Orchestra. They don't have a show until April 18, but you can stay updated via their facebook page.
• Kenny Pickett, Bob Walles, Steph Fagan, Nat Towsen, and Tim Skinner have all been writing for the blog How Lost Ends (Spoiler Alert: This blog reveals how the television program LOST ends).

Also...

• Very Good Friend Of The Moon Shane Mauss recently released a new comedy album, Jokes To Make My Parents Proud, which is available to be purchased by the discerning lady or gentleman with a flair for appreciating hilarious comedy. His episode of Comedy Central Presents also aired recently, so you should check that out in syndication if you want to hear the same comedian with a lot less cursing. You can even try to watch some clips on Comedy Central's awful website.
• Moon Love Affair Adira Amram is hosting a show called ELECTRIC! on March 31st at 8PM at Fontanas, featuring a line-up that will make your genitals explode. We'll be there, and we hope you have the good sense to be there too.

See you soon...

The Moon

Comedian JORDAN CARLOS will be flying with us tonight!

Moon Passengers,

We are happy to announce a special, last-minute addition to our lineup, standup comedian Jordan Carlos. Mr. Carlos is perhaps best known as Stephen Colbert's black friend, but has also performed on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham and The Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy, and is the co-host of Nickelodeon's Me TV.

AND he was just cast in a role for NBC's Mercy. Congratulations, Jordan! Congratulations, you, the reader, for knowing this, and having the opportunity to see this man for free before he catapults to certain fame!

See you tonight at 8!
Scroll down for the rest of the info.

The Moon: 30th Show

Thank you for choosing to fly with Moon Air! We'll be happy to have you flying with us this Tuesday, March 16. The plane doors open at 8PM, and takeoff will begin promptly at 8:30 PM. Of course, your flight is FREE. And if you love to fly loaded, there's a 2-for-1 drink special at the bar in our terminal from 7-8PM.

We have a wide variety of in-flight available for you:

-Standup comedy from Kumail Nanjiani
-Burlesque by Lee Goffin-Bonenfant
-Standup by Josh Guarino
-Music from Camille Harris
-Another earthshattering edition of Good Parts In Cinema History
-We reveal True Facts About The 44th President!

"If I just spread my wings, I can fly." - R. Kelly

See you onboard flight #80085

FREE

21+

8PM

Royal Oak

(Here's a map)

The Moon: 29th Show

presented in glorious MOONVISION

Do you like entertainment? How do you feel about liberty from financial responsibility or access to alcohol?

If you answered "FUN" to any of the above questions, The Moon is the place for you this Tuesday at 8PM. The show isFREE and entertaining as the dickens.

FUN FACT: A "head" of broccoli is made up of several "florets", much like a "show" of The Moon is made up of several "clever performers"...

• Myq Kaplan, standup star of stage and screen!
• Baratunde Thurston, web warrior and editor of TheOnion.com!
  
• Camille Harris, master of melodies!
• Food People, the experts on nourishment!
  
• An animation from the heart of Nat Towsen!
  
• Another thrilling installment of Good Parts In Cinema History...
• ...and we reveal two of the final eleven True Facts About The 44th President!

2-for-1 drinks 7-8 PM
Doors at 8
Show begins at 8:30
Play it how you want it.

Do you know someone cool who would pick up on some good times? Why not bring them out with you? Don't know anyone cool, but still want to turn someone on to a happening? We dig that! Squares are okay, just no narcs. Thank you!

Your hosts,
Nat Towsen and Bob Walles

FREE

21+

8PM

Royal Oak

(Here's a map)

P.S. Sorry if I went a little "McSweeney's" on formatting of this post.