The Moon: 13th Show

Magick is afoot tonight!

Well, not tonight. But it will be this Tuesday! Afoot in a big way; a bigfoot!

But don't be alarmed, folks. We didn't mean to imply that there would be a bigfoot, but we can't promise that there won't be...

With Special Guests...
Dave Hill
Proud Parents
Noah Garfinkel
Camille Harris
A Dance from Cocoon
and a not inconsiderable amount of Surprises!

FREE
21+

At Royal Oak

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The Moon: 12lfth Show

Ladies and People,

Three reasons to come to The Moon this Tuesday, 8PM at Royal Oak:

1. Loneliness makes your dreams better.

2. Nightmares are good for you.

3. Everyone looks better when they're sleeping.

Confused? Come on down to The Moon and we'll straighten you out.

With Special Guests...

DJ Hazard

John Flynn

Jeff Seal

Camille Harris

a presentation by Tad Kimball

and a Dance from Cocoon!

Free

21+

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MOON: A disambiguation

So a movie starring beloved actor/song and dance man Sam Rockwell and directed by David Bowie's son titled MOON opens this evening. At least here in New York City it does. This movie is in no way affiliated with the live show we do every two weeks called The Moon.

However frustrating this confusion may be, this movie is going to be fucking awesome and I think everyone should see it. I will be watching it tonight at 9:40PM and will report back on how fucking awesome it was.

Love,
Blog Walles


EDIT: I saw it. My original assessment of this film as "fucking awesome" was uninformed but apparently accurate. Go see it.

A Revelation!

Hey!

Today while I was walking to Taco Bell with my friend Steve Conrad we reasoned something very important that will save you all a lot of time and effort. I don't know why it didn't occur to me before:

If you leave a note on someone's drink that says "I peed in your drink" then you don't actually have to pee in it.

They won't drink it. I promise you. The drink is ruined, and you don't have to put yourself in a compromising position.

Two Shows!

Bob and Nat will be performing on two other variety shows, each hosted by their own formidable entertainer duos. They are...

June 4 (Tonight!): The Kyle & Cleo Rock 'N' Roll Program

Friends of The Moon Kyle and Cleo host an exciting variety of comedy, rock-and-roll music, dancing, trivia, and pure class, featuring Paris Mancini, David Mraymor as *Enid Ellen, Hi Christina! Double Deuce, Islam Is The Light, Proud Parents, and the inimitable ELECTRIC TICKLE MACHINE!!!!!! And, of course, Bob and Nat.

Don Pedro's

90 Manhattan Avenue

Brooklyn, NY

10PM

$5

June 10: The Micah/Myq Club Spectacular

Also-friends of The Moon, Micah Sherman and Myq Kaplan, provide a veritable bucket of yuks, featuring Tom McCaffrey, Mike Drucker, and Danny Solomon. And of course, Bob and Nat. And maybe much much more!

The Tank

354 W. 45th Street

Manhattan, NY

Doors at 7PM

$5

New Video: PERCEPTION

Those of you who missed Tuesday's psychological study can still participate by watching this perception test:

SPECIAL BULLETIN

To those who intend on participating in this evening's research:

We must warn you of a special guest humor scientist who will be aiding in our research this evening. His name, spelled backward, is...

INAIJNAN LIAMUK

His name, spelled forward, is...

KUMAIL NANJIANI

The Moon: 11th Show!

Greetings from The Moon Science Department.

As you may or may not know, we at The Moon Science Department are strongly committed to forwarding our research regarding human consciousness and perception. As a direct result we are issuing an open call for test subjects for a series of psychological experiments. After passing a series of screening examinations you will be granted access to The Moon's official Research Laboratory in the back room of Royal Oak Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York, U.S.A. There you will be guided through a journey into the deepest, darkest depths of human consciousness.

With Special Guests:

Micah Sherman

Ben Lerman

Kyle and Cleo

Shane Webb

Andy Rocco

Camille Harris

And a dance from Cocoon

We will conduct the aforementioned series of experiments at 

594 Union Ave (At N. 11th Street)

Promptly at 8PM 

Completely free of charge.

You must be twenty-one years of age to legally participate.

Please consult with your physician to find out if you are healthy enough for sexual activity, as you may encounter persons at the laboratory suitable for intercourse.

Regards,

A Number of Cool Scientists with Awesome Haircuts