The Moon: 11th Show!

Greetings from The Moon Science Department.

As you may or may not know, we at The Moon Science Department are strongly committed to forwarding our research regarding human consciousness and perception. As a direct result we are issuing an open call for test subjects for a series of psychological experiments. After passing a series of screening examinations you will be granted access to The Moon's official Research Laboratory in the back room of Royal Oak Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York, U.S.A. There you will be guided through a journey into the deepest, darkest depths of human consciousness.

With Special Guests:

Micah Sherman

Ben Lerman

Kyle and Cleo

Shane Webb

Andy Rocco

Camille Harris

And a dance from Cocoon

We will conduct the aforementioned series of experiments at 

594 Union Ave (At N. 11th Street)

Promptly at 8PM 

Completely free of charge.

You must be twenty-one years of age to legally participate.

Please consult with your physician to find out if you are healthy enough for sexual activity, as you may encounter persons at the laboratory suitable for intercourse.

Regards,

A Number of Cool Scientists with Awesome Haircuts