It Is Written In The Book Of Moon: Tuesday's Show Will Be Awesome
Enemies of language inflation, put down your weapons!
There has been no exaggeration: This Tuesday's Moon will be literally awesome. As it was prophesied eons ago, on Tuesday, September 22, at 8PM, The Moon will embark upon its greatest performance to date, inspiring awe in the audience and altering the parameters of their perception forever. With our largest cast ever, and a selection of spectacular guests, this FREE show is certain to be the stuff of legends. Centuries from now, astro-archaeologists digging beneath the moon's surface will uncover stone tablets depicting Tuesday evening's events as the first true usage of the number "zero". Don't you want to be a part of future history?
A lineup strong enough to challenge the might of the gods:
- Sara Schaefer - Head researcher and blogger for Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
- Rob Cantrell - Standup-ist and Marijuanalogue-er
- David Cope - Hilarious comedian and harp player.
- Camille Harris - Classically modern
- Kenny Pickett - A modern classic.
- and the return of STANDUP-BOT! (intergalactic death-robot bent on conquering the NYC standup scene)
See you in the future!
FREE
21+
8PM
Royal Oak
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