The Moon: 33rd Show

Moonlovers,

Why don't we have a special evening together, just us? We'll leave the kids at home and go out to Royal Oak, like we used to in younger years. I've made reservations for this Tuesday at 8PM. The show is free, so we don't have to spend our nest egg. It's going to be a beautiful evening between us, full of beautiful moments:

• Standup from charismatic enigma and living rockstar Dave Hill
• Sketch comedy from two upstanding gentlemen, Rue Brutalia
• 2 of the final 10 True Facts About The 44th President
• A Special Edition of Good Parts In Cinema History
• ...and a secret guest who cannot be listed due to terms of the Witness Protection Program.

Afterwards, we can take a romantic walk around McCarren Park. Or perhaps we'll stay at the bar and drink five or more beverages. This is going to be a fantastic evening.

Yours,

The Moon

P.S. Afterwards, we will watch LOST.