Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Moon: 34th Show




Tired from waiting in long lines at the Post Office?
Is your tongue dry and tired from licking stamps all damn day?

Well come kick your feet up, whet your whistle and let us do the talking this Tuesday at The Moon show! Satisfaction is guaranteed 4-6 weeks from May 18th at 8PM. Shipping and Handling is FREE. Recipients must be at least 21 years old to participate. Some restrictions may apply.

Contents of Tuesday's Parcel Include:

*Ted Alexandro (Comedy Central Presents, The View)
*Shockwave (Beatdown at UCB, The Electric Company)
*The Music of Camille Harris (Muffin Man)
*Mike Lawrence (Major City Comedy)
*Another exciting GOOD PARTS IN CINEMA HISTORY
and we will reveal one of the final True Facts About the 44th President!

P.S - We will be watching LOST after the show.
P.P.S - I love you.

Directions to the bar:

Royal Oak
594 Union Ave.,
Brooklyn, NY 11211


Take the L to Bedford Ave. Walk NE to N11th and take a right. Royal Oak is on the corner and has a corner entrance.

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